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Perhaps too delicate of a topic for sensitive readers. So those with puritan sensibilities: Earmuffs.

I truly believe that the primary source of smouldering, unending fury that lich-kings iconify, comes from the lack of a throbbing “wizards staff” to “channel mana.” Many mages think it’d be worse than death to loose their little wand. …I mean colossal shillelagh of sorcery. To be undead, and know you’d spend an eternity with no spellcasters stick of pokety pop pop, that’d make you one grumpy gus.

There, it happened. You’re witness to the few and far between Steve Argyle dick joke. I don’t have to apologize to you.

For Legends of Norrath. Copyright Sony Online Entertainment.

Crown by Burger King: R&D Department.
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~TrueMefista Apr 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice picture.
but description is painfully silly-who told you they don't have IT?liches in my universe can have working genitals, and not only I think that [link]
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~ChronoSquare Nov 2, 2011
The evilness of a man is measured by the width of his shoulderpads! :D
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~Daughter-of-Sargeras Oct 29, 2011
*cries laughing* you stole that right out of my head :P
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~terrordark Oct 25, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
press r?
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Mood: Amazed ~DeadCobra Oct 25, 2011
Awesome
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Mood: Joy ~Burningplain Oct 25, 2011
LOL! I like it.
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Mood: Cheerful ~ElisabethDarling Oct 24, 2011   General Artist
this reminds me of the Horned King from The Black Cauldron! Awesome color scheme!
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~Eihort Oct 24, 2011
That joke was worth every word. :)
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~mindflenzing Oct 24, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Considering how many wizards practically ARE phallic jokes it was only a matter of time. I do love how you couched it all in mage related terms, clever.
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*ChrisEdwardsUK Oct 24, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
cool
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