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Bonds of Faith by SteveArgyle Bonds of Faith by SteveArgyle
Tale as old as time. Song as old as rhyme. Beauty and some broad.

A new action-adventure-romance-comedy! Patton Oswalt as "Beauty, the Hungest Demon in All Nine Circles." Sarah Silverman as "Beast, the Semi-saintly Bi-Curious Virgin" who decides to explore the trappings of sin for herself. And welcome back zombie Sam Kinison as "Teapot, the Matchmaker."

Follow our intrepid and unlikely pair as they stumble through a divine comedy of errors! Finding friends, love, and carnal awakenings in the darndest places!

Rated WTF-17.

For Magic, the Gathering. Copyright Wizards of the Coast.

Gown provided by "Tearaway Formal and Stripper Surplus, Co."
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Maxxerek Featured By Owner May 31, 2014
is there any chanse to see the whole big guy?
Maxxerek Featured By Owner May 31, 2014
EDIT: Chance# (me stupido)
juvriel Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
PunkiRockKid Featured By Owner May 11, 2013
i drew a similar picture accept the princess was evil.
walkthecreativepath Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Professional General Artist
:iconsootball: :iconsaywow1plz:
suthrnbelle81 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Lmao! love the description!! artwork is amazing also!
MicahBlack Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Professional General Artist
truthfully, I swear I like looking through your gallery as much for your humor as I do for the images.. you're HILARIOUS
enviously damngood at what you do..
Razzmatazzy Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
A few things.

1. I love this card and I love it all the more for the fact that you made the artwork! I just love the girl's expression, like she is totally unconcerned about her couch trying to eat her. Nope. Everything in hand here.

2. No words can possibly describe how incredible your artwork and talent is so I won't sully it by bumbling about. Indeed, more can be said by not saying anything and letting poignant, awestruck silence do the work.

3. I laughed so hard at your description that I ended up waking people up and when they came to snap all me, all I could do was gasp, "I'm not sorry!" Well done, sir! Well done!
SteveArgyle Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I'm a bit late in reading this, but you have made my day. :)
kr1ms0n37 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
thank you for making this card, it's so useful in my human deck
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