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Bonds of Faith by SteveArgyle Bonds of Faith by SteveArgyle
Tale as old as time. Song as old as rhyme. Beauty and some broad.

A new action-adventure-romance-comedy! Patton Oswalt as "Beauty, the Hungest Demon in All Nine Circles." Sarah Silverman as "Beast, the Semi-saintly Bi-Curious Virgin" who decides to explore the trappings of sin for herself. And welcome back zombie Sam Kinison as "Teapot, the Matchmaker."

Follow our intrepid and unlikely pair as they stumble through a divine comedy of errors! Finding friends, love, and carnal awakenings in the darndest places!

Rated WTF-17.

For Magic, the Gathering. Copyright Wizards of the Coast.

Gown provided by "Tearaway Formal and Stripper Surplus, Co."
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Maxxerek Featured By Owner May 31, 2014
is there any chanse to see the whole big guy?
Maxxerek Featured By Owner May 31, 2014
EDIT: Chance# (me stupido)
juvriel Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
PunkiRockKid Featured By Owner May 11, 2013
i drew a similar picture accept the princess was evil.
walkthecreativepath Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Professional General Artist
:iconsootball: :iconsaywow1plz:
suthrnbelle81 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Lmao! love the description!! artwork is amazing also!
MicahBlack Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Professional General Artist
truthfully, I swear I like looking through your gallery as much for your humor as I do for the images.. you're HILARIOUS
enviously damngood at what you do..
Razzmatazzy Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
A few things.

1. I love this card and I love it all the more for the fact that you made the artwork! I just love the girl's expression, like she is totally unconcerned about her couch trying to eat her. Nope. Everything in hand here.

2. No words can possibly describe how incredible your artwork and talent is so I won't sully it by bumbling about. Indeed, more can be said by not saying anything and letting poignant, awestruck silence do the work.

3. I laughed so hard at your description that I ended up waking people up and when they came to snap all me, all I could do was gasp, "I'm not sorry!" Well done, sir! Well done!
SteveArgyle Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I'm a bit late in reading this, but you have made my day. :)
kr1ms0n37 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
thank you for making this card, it's so useful in my human deck
Carmabal Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Love this work :)
camnhungnguyen Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Professional Filmographer
wow this is sp amazing i favorite it
NonieR Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2012
I think this is my favorite of your posted pieces; the quieter palette and stiller poise gives time for the possibilities to sink in, as opposed to the dramatic action, neon colors, fangs and streaming hair and heavily flanged armor that so many Magic cards and their ilk tend to require.

And yes, I'm sure my preference for pictures with something held in reserve tells you that I'm over twenty, probably female (true), and more inclined toward long-term roleplaying where development is worth more than instant flash. But hey, somebody has to appreciate your more subtle and evocative work, and I'm one of those somebodies.

Nicely done!

Reilune Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Professional General Artist
I LOVE LOVE LOVE this art sooo much! The card is amazing, even the text on it is amazing :heart:

"What cannot be destroyed will be bound."
—Oath of Avacyn
kcansaldo Featured By Owner May 26, 2012
one of my favorite card for mono white human deck :D Plus the artwork is amazing !
deshune Featured By Owner May 17, 2012  Student General Artist
altason Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2012
is it wrong that the beauty reminds me of lady gaga? :s
LevanaTempest Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012   Digital Artist
Beautyful work!:heart:

It would be my honor to feature your work in:iconhigh-vision:


thehotmageaeris Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012  Student General Artist
I lol at all your descriptions...
Napalm467 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012
One of the best pieces of the set.
Great layout. And the dress is nice. You'd make a good dress designer if the whole art thing doesn't pan out! :D
Napalm467 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012
If the art gig doesn't pan out, you'd make one hell of a dress designer!
Amazing art. I'd love to see this in playmat form.
Saduharta Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012
Definitely one of my favorite pieces from the new set, just screams (or schemes?) casual control. Would be wonderful as a playmat for a white human deck facing any of the numerous black zombie / demon / vampire decks out there. "Oh yeah? Well I'm just gonna sit on your shoulder biaches!"

Of more note, I wish so badly that warlock demons were like that in World of Warcraft...
randombrooke Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
i freaking love this card...such beautiful art...lovelovelovelove!!!
gizburg Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It would be pretty sweet to see this card art altered to Mongul and Wonder Woman, and make the glowing chain her 'lasso of truth.' Just an idea ... ;-)
Lord-Darcy Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011
I don't know where you get your ideas from but they are breathtaking
NilRecurring Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011
Such a good draft card :D

I love your work, Steve, my biggest inspiration :)
ibdriven Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Hell yeah. "My boyfriend has the brightest eyes."
Letdragon Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2011
That description is epic. :D
kustom65 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
DeadCobra Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011
Foam-Dome Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2011
I can't help but think of Princess Leia and Jabba the Hutt whenever I see this.
deskridge Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2011   Digital Artist
Tragacanth Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2011  Student Digital Artist
awesome !!!
bossie-boots Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2011  Hobbyist

mrhardy12 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2011  Student General Artist
I love this art. :D
ZombieHun Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hey, i have a question that i shoulda asked other MTG free lance artists...where do you get your ideas for the images you produce? does Wizards give you some sort of guideline or design rules for what you come up with?
ZombieHun Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yep, a beautiful piece of artwork NOT at all wasted. The card it was for is actually really badass :3
Cr0atoan Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Your descriptions are the makeup of the humor of my day. :XD:

Since I already know your art is amazing, I think I check new additions to read the new descriptions. :XD:
Haydaad Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow! Amazing scene. I love the firery gold chain. Wonderful job! Thanks for sharing.
NephilV Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2011  Professional Writer
This picture is pretty amazing, especially all the details... but your description just made my day.
DukeMills Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Interesting stuff.. at first I thought this was an artistic portrayal of Satan and the Harlot from Christianity. The stories you speak of seem to take on a similar theme however of the apocalypse tale.
Daft-Perception Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
This is amazing!
HaliteAnn Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Out of all of the amazingness of this, it's gotta be the glowing chain that I always go back to ((OOH, SHINY!)). The dress IS done beautifully though.
warrior-of-tzeentch Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011
I love the look of this piece. Plus, it would be an awesome form of transportation. I wonder what kind of horse-power your average demon has :)
teamragnarok Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011  Professional Photographer
It would be verrrrry interesting for the storyline if this were Avacyn and Griselbrand. The Innistrad storyline already fascinates me.
Druce-White-Owl Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011  Professional Writer
It's all so pretty and yet here I am transfixed by the nifty glowing chain..
Sarinjin Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011
I was not a huge fan of Innistrad, however I did a few drafts and I loved this card. It saved my ass on so many occasions! And it always makes me squeal like a fool whenever I see your artist name X3 /snorts.
SlightDelirium Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
So fantastic. The blonde chick has the "not a single (expletive) was given" face.
Also, every time I play this card I bast in the anger radiating from my opponent, it is glorious.
IonizedIan Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
XD I Love your description!
Burningplain Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011
I've seen this on one of the Innistrad cards. Its so cool. Love it.
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