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Jodo Kast by SteveArgyle Jodo Kast by SteveArgyle
Ok, I know he looks like Boba Fett. He's trying to look like Fett. He desperately wants, more than anything to be Fett. Ever since he was a little boy, he dreamed of it, and practiced his menacing nod in the mirror every day. His first helmet was shoddily crafted from a bucket with tin snips and a rusty hacksaw. His first bounty hunt was for "Timmy, the kid with asthma." He snuggled with a plush Darth Vader, and contracted hits on Kermit, and Mr. Bear.

But he is not Boba Fett. He's Jodo Kast. And it's no longer cute now that he's a full grown poseur extraordinaire.

His blasters don't even fire laser bolts. They fire shame and self-loathing. His jetpack is fueled with the tears of a life wasted.

However, he does win Star Wars Trivia bar night, and the bar gift certificates are almost enough to drink the regret away.

For Star Wars Galaxies. Copyright Lucas Arts and Sony Online Entertainment. Art directed by Roger Chamberlain and Derek Herring.

Photography by Cloud City Studios. (Because they're the ones who did Boba Fett's headshots.)
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Death-Driver-5000 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013
I take it you don't like him? XD
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Realms-Master Featured By Owner May 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you, sir, for your brilliant artworks and even more brilliant (and sometimes awesome-ly scathing) humor. Every caption I've read so far has made me snort my eggs and rice. Can't wait to see more. But maybe I'll look at them when I'm not eating. XD
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RobertStudio22 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Student General Artist
really amazing breathtaking great work and detail look always great work
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Simbacca Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013
Terrific job!
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ElPimiento Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist
<------- see that, enough said
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B-Boss101 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2012
spectacular job!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tipsutora Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
WOWOWOWOW!!! So Awesome!!!! :la:
The colors are very beautiful!
I love it! :heart:
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MillenniumFalsehood Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012
Jodo Kast: the Galaxy's most famous poser. :)
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The-Ultras-Narrator Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Pfft, wanna be.

Awesome art work.
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amiru7 Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Professional Artist
liking dude
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