deviant art





Login
Join deviantART for FREE Take the Tour Lost Password?
Deviant Login
Buy Art Buy deviantWEAR Buy adCast Buy Premium Upgrade
Shop
 Join deviantART for FREE Take the Tour
Download Image
JPG, 1000×1000Shop Similar Prints
This Print Not Available
[x]

More from *SteveArgyle

Featured in Groups:

group avatar #PsychoArtistUnited
Macabre, gore, unstable group avatar #ZILLIONARTS
 group avatar #Fanfaire
Art to squee over! group avatar #Digital-Art-Fantasy
we are all about the art... group avatar #Supernatural-art
dark, fantasy, ecci, scfi group avatar #Hot-Y-Chromosomes
Exploring Excellence group avatar #Anti-heroes-villains
 group avatar #The-Collection
a few of our favorite things!

Details

November 3, 2011
315 KB
1000×1000
Sta.sh
Link
Thumb

Statistics

Comments: 45
Favourites: 470 [who?]
Views: 8,794 (56 today)
Downloads: 743 (1 today)
[x]
:iconsteveargyle:
A father to son heart to heart, from a little known Empire Strikes Back deleted scene.

"Luke, first of all, we all want you to know we care about you. But you're careless foray into the cult of Jediism has negatively effected us in the following ways: You alienated your family, Uncle Owen and Aunt Veru. Also they burned to death because you left the 'pickle-a-droid' chemical bath on. You've developed some sort of disturbing sexual tension simmering with your twin sister. Seriously super-ew, BTW. You've fallen in with smugglers, ex-cons, and worst of all, muppets. You're little jaunt through the asteroid field has broken the hybernation cycle of the endangered space slugs. You've caused me to take time off of my important work, following you around the galaxy, cleaning up your high-body-count messes while you stir up mayhem with your miscreant band of rebels. It is for these reasons, along with countless other destructive antics, that we've all decided to send you to the' Coruscant Wellness and Medichlorian Detoxifying Center.' Please come willingly, we don't want to have to freeze you in carbonite. ...Oh, right. A lightsaber? You really want to do this, Luke? I did, after all, kill ALL the Jedi. ...Well, except Yoda, because that just feels like stomping on a box of kittens."

For Star Wars Galaxies. Copyright Sony Online Entertainment.

Carbonite bath by "'Smuggler's Secret' Specialty and Bail Bonds, Inc."
:icon:
Add a Comment:
 
Preview   Add Comment
love 4 4 joy 2 2 wow 2 2 mad 0 0 sad 0 0 fear 0 0 neutral 0 0
:iconjedironald127:
*Jedironald127 Apr 29, 2012
The Force is with you Young Skywalker, But your not a Jedi Yet

--
The force is what Gives A jedi his Power, its a energy Field created BY all Living Things, it surrounds Us, Penetrates us it Binds The Galaxy Together- Master Obi-Wan(Ben)Kenobi, :jedi: :yoda: :stormtrooper:
Reply
:iconmarcusstratus:
*Marcusstratus Mar 21, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Like this one, so amusing! I'm defintiely going to have to go through your gallery again just to read the comments :D

--
As Above, So below

The more you do it, the more you can do it, regardless of what it is.
Reply
:iconaelthwyn:
Mood: Joy *aelthwyn Mar 17, 2012
I really liked this, then I read the comment, now I simply Must fave! :giggle:

--
My Etsy shop: FayreWear My Fanfiction: Aelthwyn on fanfiction.net
Reply
:iconspectreofhonour:
~spectreofhonour Feb 6, 2012
artwork = awesome, description = EPIC!
Reply
:iconp47thunderbolt:
~p47thunderbolt Jan 18, 2012
Astounding image. A laughed while reading the description. Then I got to the word "medichlorian" and I winced in pain... then I laughed some more. :D
Reply
:icongrappo77:
*Grappo77 Dec 1, 2011
rofl!
Reply
:iconloverofanimez:
~LoverofAnimez Nov 16, 2011
I second all of the comments that have been made thus far. Amazingly, Epically, Mind-Blowingly AWESOME!!!
Reply
:icondeadcobra:
Mood: Amazed ~DeadCobra Nov 12, 2011
Wow cool
Reply
:iconnovur:
~Novur Nov 12, 2011
80% of the time, I +fav more for the artist's description than the artwork. About a 60/40 split.

--
I'm not an arsehole! If you are offended by something I type, bearing in mind that typing carries no inflections of its own, have the little voice that reads everything to you in your head say it in a lighter tone. See, isn't that better?
Reply
:iconwolfzero-kun:
Mood: Wow! ~Wolfzero-kun Nov 9, 2011  Student General Artist
Greeeaaat!
Reply
:icon:
Add a Comment:
 
Preview   Add Comment
©2012 deviantART. All rights reserved
About Us | Contact Us | Developers | Careers | Site Tour | Help & FAQ Advertise | Premium Membership Etiquette | Privacy Policy | Terms of Service | Copyright Policy