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Not Yet by SteveArgyle Not Yet by SteveArgyle
A father to son heart to heart, from a little known Empire Strikes Back deleted scene.

"Luke, first of all, we all want you to know we care about you. But you're careless foray into the cult of Jediism has negatively effected us in the following ways: You alienated your family, Uncle Owen and Aunt Veru. Also they burned to death because you left the 'pickle-a-droid' chemical bath on. You've developed some sort of disturbing sexual tension simmering with your twin sister. Seriously super-ew, BTW. You've fallen in with smugglers, ex-cons, and worst of all, muppets. You're little jaunt through the asteroid field has broken the hybernation cycle of the endangered space slugs. You've caused me to take time off of my important work, following you around the galaxy, cleaning up your high-body-count messes while you stir up mayhem with your miscreant band of rebels. It is for these reasons, along with countless other destructive antics, that we've all decided to send you to the' Coruscant Wellness and Medichlorian Detoxifying Center.' Please come willingly, we don't want to have to freeze you in carbonite. ...Oh, right. A lightsaber? You really want to do this, Luke? I did, after all, kill ALL the Jedi. ...Well, except Yoda, because that just feels like stomping on a box of kittens."

For Star Wars Galaxies. Copyright Sony Online Entertainment.

Carbonite bath by "'Smuggler's Secret' Specialty and Bail Bonds, Inc."
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Jedironald127 Apr 29, 2012
The Force is with you Young Skywalker, But your not a Jedi Yet
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Marcusstratus Mar 21, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Like this one, so amusing! I'm defintiely going to have to go through your gallery again just to read the comments :D
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aelthwyn Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I really liked this, then I read the comment, now I simply Must fave! :giggle:
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:iconspectreofhonour:
artwork = awesome, description = EPIC!
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:iconp47thunderbolt:
Astounding image. A laughed while reading the description. Then I got to the word "medichlorian" and I winced in pain... then I laughed some more. :D
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Grappo77 Dec 1, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
rofl!
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:iconloverofanimez:
I second all of the comments that have been made thus far. Amazingly, Epically, Mind-Blowingly AWESOME!!!
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:iconnovur:
80% of the time, I +fav more for the artist's description than the artwork. About a 60/40 split.
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