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A father to son heart to heart, from a little known Empire Strikes Back deleted scene.

"Luke, first of all, we all want you to know we care about you. But you're careless foray into the cult of Jediism has negatively effected us in the following ways: You alienated your family, Uncle Owen and Aunt Veru. Also they burned to death because you left the 'pickle-a-droid' chemical bath on. You've developed some sort of disturbing sexual tension simmering with your twin sister. Seriously super-ew, BTW. You've fallen in with smugglers, ex-cons, and worst of all, muppets. You're little jaunt through the asteroid field has broken the hybernation cycle of the endangered space slugs. You've caused me to take time off of my important work, following you around the galaxy, cleaning up your high-body-count messes while you stir up mayhem with your miscreant band of rebels. It is for these reasons, along with countless other destructive antics, that we've all decided to send you to the' Coruscant Wellness and Medichlorian Detoxifying Center.' Please come willingly, we don't want to have to freeze you in carbonite. ...Oh, right. A lightsaber? You really want to do this, Luke? I did, after all, kill ALL the Jedi. ...Well, except Yoda, because that just feels like stomping on a box of kittens."

For Star Wars Galaxies. Copyright Sony Online Entertainment.

Carbonite bath by "'Smuggler's Secret' Specialty and Bail Bonds, Inc."
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:iconprofutur1971:
profutur1971 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Professional General Artist
Belle Image ! Bon travail ! Félicitations !
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DSBEniX-Studios Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2012
Truly Amazing
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Jedironald127 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012
The Force is with you Young Skywalker, But your not a Jedi Yet
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Marcusstratus Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Like this one, so amusing! I'm defintiely going to have to go through your gallery again just to read the comments :D
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aelthwyn Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I really liked this, then I read the comment, now I simply Must fave! :giggle:
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spectreofhonour Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012
artwork = awesome, description = EPIC!
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p47thunderbolt Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012
Astounding image. A laughed while reading the description. Then I got to the word "medichlorian" and I winced in pain... then I laughed some more. :D
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Grappo77 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
rofl!
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LoverofAnimez Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2011
I second all of the comments that have been made thus far. Amazingly, Epically, Mind-Blowingly AWESOME!!!
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DeadCobra Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011
Wow cool
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:iconnovur:
Novur Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011
80% of the time, I +fav more for the artist's description than the artwork. About a 60/40 split.
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:iconwolfzero-kun:
Wolfzero-kun Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2011  Student General Artist
Greeeaaat!
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:iconladyluca87:
LadyLuca87 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Not to say that the painting isn't exceptionally well done, but the text is hilarious. Great work.
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:iconmottenfest:
Mottenfest Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Now every time I see this scene. EVERY time. I will think of this. X3
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:icondarklorddaishi:
DarkLordDaishi Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011
Awesome and hilarious!
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:iconmrhardy12:
mrhardy12 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011  Student General Artist
Fave'd. Nice.
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:iconmandinga91:
Mandinga91 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
amazing,its great what you have done here!
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:iconshadowleaper:
Shadowleaper Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
That lighting is crazy awesome!! :D
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:iconkomikino:
Komikino Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL!
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:iconmeleck:
meleck Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011
Funny.
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:iconasukan:
Asukan Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011
Two issues i have with that quote. Its Aunt Beru and Luke didnt go through the asteroid field, Han did. But I love the image!
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:iconsteveargyle:
SteveArgyle Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
By Odin's braided tongue-hair, you're right!

:(

I nerdfailed!
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VaryagOfMiklagaard Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Remember kids... Dont do Jeedii!
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:iconpurrfectlyunique:
PurrfectlyUnique Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
The art is gorgeous, but the description is hilarious. Wonderful, wonderful work.
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newmanaccount Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Ooh, looks great! I love that scene, and that movie! It's the best one, in my opinion. You got Luke's expression down almost perfectly, and Vader looks as cool as ever!
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SimpleProdigy Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
awesome
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:iconforeverhime:
ForeverHime Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome picture and that description... Epic! XD
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Sarinjin Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011
You are the God of Gods Steve! Not only do you do amazing work but your descriptions are brilliant and fun to read! :3 Loves it.
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Nomad55 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow thats amazing :D. lol Love the description :)
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BabakoSen Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The commentary, my god :lol:
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kakashi-no-ai Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
PFFFFFFFFFFFT XD
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:iconabelgrave:
abelgrave Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Professional
Wonderful painting
the comments were an entertaining read
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:iconmjwilliam:
MJWilliam Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
That's awesome. Hilarious if you imagine the comments being read in Darth's voice. :lmao:
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deathephoenix Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011
The Artists comments are just as awesome as the picture... if not better :P
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:iconallarious:
Allarious Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Student Digital Artist
"Luke I'm your father!" :yoda: the greatest suprise in the movies ever!!!!!! :headbang: STAR WARS RULES
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Treyos Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Maybe that scene will be in the new complete collection release?

Love your Yoda references. :D Also, love the red lighting on Vader. Totally deserves a round of maniacal laughter.

MWAHAHAHAHA!
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Kerevon Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011
Is it wrong that I read the description in Vader's voice?
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:iconsteveargyle:
SteveArgyle Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Nope! That's how it's meant to be. :)
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JustinRampage Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is pretty amazing Steve. Another great illustration. [link]
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Zolaris Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Professional General Artist
i click for the artwork and stay for the description XD
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Wolfragna Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Student General Artist
Nice awesome!
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sugarpoultry Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
This is one of the best Star Wars fan arts I've seen in a long time! Amazing!!!!!!!!
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shivan-dragon Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Brilliant description! Ha! "Darth Vader does an intervention."
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Luiser Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The art is great, but the description is e-p-i-c XD
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Tao-of-Jing Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011   Traditional Artist
I really don't know what to say to this other than you've just made my day 100X's over.
((it helps that I read it aloud too while doing a Vader impression. My wife is still crying she's laughing so hard))

=D
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Rozbeans Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Think the best part of this is the description!
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LegendarySuperman Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh man I laughed so hard reading this! :XD:
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N-O-B-S Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011
Double that!!!
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