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If you follow my updates, you may expect a joke here. You may expect jibes and cuts and self-deprecation raining like so many misshapen cartoon cats and dogs. But no. There is nothing funny about this painting. Just look at her running mascara. Look at her sad molting wings. Just look at all that... black. To borrow eloquence from the poets of rock: Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity. How much more black could it be? The answer is none. None more black. That's right. This painting is serious. Seriously. If you laugh, baby Jesus gets beaten with a fat-man's belt. And all that skin-grease and salt make the welts sting extra bad.

You're not laughing. Good. But it won't be enough to get you into Heaven. Not after what you've done...

Copyright Spiral Direct.

Swing by ""Overdose in Comfort Furniture and Stomach Pumps, Inc."

Special thanks to photoscot [link] , betceemay [link] , and deathrockstock [link] for their inspiring reference.
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Hi Steve

A friend and I is currently designing a "perfect" draft set in our oppinion that we will be playing with our friends, I was wondering if I can use this art on one of the cards?

It is a completely non commercial, friends only project that probably will never be made public :)

- Nick, SioxerNic@hotmail.com

PS: If you wanna see the card after it's done (If you give me permission) feel free to ask, and I will definately show you, and if you want to see the set when it's done, go right ahead.

PS: I will post this on your wall to, I'm not sure how much you read your comments.
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:iconsioxernic:
Hi Steve

A friend and I is currently designing a "perfect" draft set in our oppinion that we will be playing with our friends, I was wondering if I can use this art on one of the cards?

It is a completely non commercial, friends only project that probably will never be made public :)

- Nick, SioxerNic@hotmail.com

PS: If you wanna see the card after it's done (If you give me permission) feel free to ask, and I will definately show you, and if you want to see the set when it's done, go right ahead.
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Mood: Wow! ~Diablo-1 Mar 24, 2012  New member
Wow, just wow.
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:iconhellysion:
Mood: Love ~Hellysion Mar 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Gorgeous!

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"The past is but the beginning of a beginning, and all that is and has been is but the twilight of the dawn." - H.G. Wells
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Stunning detail and the look she is giving... It's like she is begging viewers to release her from her inner pain... Simply could not be more beautiful.
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~Hollow-nyan Nov 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
OH GOD !!! I love this work !!!
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:icongcsimmons:
~gcsimmons Oct 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Love it.
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~ChaoticNeutralArtist Oct 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I beg to differ in saying that this could be much blacker. For instance, all of the spots that aren't black could be made black to make it a completely black painting. Or she could be a black person, even so black that she looked like a drow.

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I wonder if a dragon checks its poop to see if epic loot dropped.
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