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Sieze the Initiative by SteveArgyle Sieze the Initiative by SteveArgyle
I hesitate to even begin writing my own commentary on this one. It's already a veritable titan-sized cornucopia of lolcat captions, resting precariously on top of a colossal heap of furry love/hate jokes, floating on an ocean of cat-girl "truth-in-jest" sexual innuendo.

The sheer magnitude of potential overwhelms me. So many roads, and only these two legs to carry me.

So this time, my beloved minions, I bow, and leave this ripe peach for your defiling. Fill the comments page with your most wicked witticisms.

For Magic: the Gathering. Copyright Wizards of the Coast. Art directed by Jeremy Jarvis.

Razor Grass by "For No Good Reason Deadly Plants Only Landscapers. 'You'll Love It Until It Kills You!"
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:iconfoamyfanatic718:
FoamyFanatic718 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
God dammit, remind me never to give you catnip again!

Now, see kids, this is why the Phyrexians won on Mirrodin: Laser-pointers.

Hold on, how the hell did you sneak up on me? That grass doesn't even go up to your ankles!

"Curses! My one weakness! Yarn-balls!"

Yet another example of why ignoring your cats is always a bad idea.
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olafanderson Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013
Never seen a reptilian/cat girl, interesting.
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Lifestar-ArcaN Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012
Yes! Yes! U can haz all teh cheezburger!
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:iconjedi-darkstar:
Jedi-Darkstar Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2012
Raptor Cat! In exalted there's a lizard like cat and this reminds me of an anthropomorphic version of it. Very nice.
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The-Hero-Complex Featured By Owner May 28, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I wish she was attacking some guy so i could caption it "doesn't matter had sex"
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:iconmolla91:
molla91 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012
Very intresting an eye opener and, inspirer.
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IonikKnight Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012
Do more catfolk, nacatl, tabaxi, werecats!
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Argentum-Silva Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2011  Student General Artist
60 seconds on the clock... ______________________________________________________________________________________________

Hmm... If it weren't for the fact she's still hanging in the air, I'd be pretty worried right now.

Hey lady, you left your blinkers on.

"Who shaved me while I was napping?!"

Dino bots, meet your cousin.

:omg: Wtf?! Optimus Prime and Tygra had an illegitimate child!

10 seconds to face plant :XD:!

I said I wanted my ears pierced, not my face!

"Gimme back my tanning oil!"

Gives new meaning to the phrase "hard headed".

How many back flips are you gonna do?

I feel bad for the kittens.
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inestical Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol, I use this card in my main deck atm. Wonderful to find the artist here on dA :)
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DoomWar Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2011
I've got that card with foil :)
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DragonLord01 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011
Kids, this is why you don't do drugs. Just look what Mycosynth did to the nice cat lady.
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Matanui3 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2011
So why aren't her legs covered in the metal? I would think that such an adaptation would be beneficial to those living in fields of Razorgrass.
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omeganimefan Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2011
hey look a field of razor grass wait thats not razor grass its razor catnip...oh shit if she wants to play this is gonna hurt
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WC-Mosstail Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
its a khajiit? right? the cat people. thats what it looks like to me hehe i love the art work!
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EtherealValentine Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
A Leonin maybe.
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Foam-Dome Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2010
I have no idea how she could have been hiding in razorgrass of that length...

Oh wait, of course. It's Magic. Silly, silly me.
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ashimbabbar Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2011
who said she hid ? she just ran all the way
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:iconfoam-dome:
Foam-Dome Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2011
...Running! Of course!
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Kakunishi Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2010
I love your art and style typically. However, this image rubs me the wrong way for some reason. I can't quite put my finger on it but it's mainly focused on the cat-girl and either her expression or the way the arms are in the air.

Other than that your detail never ceases to amaze me! Keep on drawling gr8 pictars for us!
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MorgensternX Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2010
The cat's in the kettle at the Peking Moon...
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HarlequinTears1981 Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2010
I think she just noticed the cheezburger in my hand.....
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XD-Zarrabari Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
obviously it is a scary lizard cat lady on account of the scales... wait ... lizards dont have scales ... OK scary mercat! And she is mad because she just found out that the veiwer stole her clothes. But she was in such a rush to catch the viewer she substituted he undergaurdments for rope! LOOK OUT EVERYONE!!! WE"RE ALL VEIWERS!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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cyanwizard Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010
While EETEMAL (Elfs for the Ethical Treatment and Enviromental Management of Animalistic Leonin) may have felt that the vedalken testing of "products" on animals was cruel and wrong, they should have taken a little bit more time to rethink Wally "Swampy" McTel'Jilad's "liberation" idea. There are better ways to keep in touch with nature.
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miladiz Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010
Great!!!
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Atza-n-Jeeray Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
great coloring and reflections) nice job)
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Mottenfest Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"YIFF IN HELL FURFAG"
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BloodyZavala Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2010   Interface Designer
Raaaawr! > vv <
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gizburg Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for giving us a pretty sweet combat trick. I can't get out much; do you ever do signing via snail-mail?
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Zaebrael Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Watch out for the angry scaly pussy?

I don't think she liked the joke =/
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Livio10 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010
wow this one is intense!! i absolutely love it!
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Loath-some Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
I always love how sharp all your stuff is, the edge control is awesome!
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xxxecil Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010
Enormously skillful, true professional caliber, whatever the hell it is.
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:iconfkarim:
fkarim Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010
great art!

this remenber me "Blade of the Sixth Pride" from Future Sight
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malcim Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010
Mirrodin Cat-Spawn 3 (red)
Creature-Cat ±Rare±
Trample
Mirrodin Cat-Spawn gets +2/+2 for
every creature that blocks it.
At least 3 creatures must block Mirrodin Cat-Spawn
"RAAWR"
4/6
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cirrus13 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I can haz initiative? <3 I very much enjoy this card.
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PadreUrsa81 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Gee, I wonder what that is in the grasssSSSSSSHHHHIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!
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Vargson Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
This is stunning amazing!
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newtman001 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Professional General Artist
Scaley catgirl iz SCALEY.
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idleideas Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010
Scales instead of fur - combining cats and snakes for the ultimate furry obsession
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EthnisArt Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Considering her distance from me I'm less worried about getting scratched up and more about doing cartwheels through said blade grass, though that's probably why she's got plated shoulders and skull.

I wonder if you did it on layers, cause it'd bee cool to have this picture with just the plains as a really scenic background, if wizard is cool with it.

BTW what you'vedone with light here, don't think I didn't see it, is awesome. You did great reflecting the grass on the plains as well as the little shafts of light between her fingers.
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DeadCobra Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010
Great
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YokoPyro Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
BASTET IS ANGRY.
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HvyPetals Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Professional General Artist
wow pretty eye catching
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Treyos Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
That's a very geometric landscape. It's like tabletop gaming come to life, which is a good thing, since she's only got one movement space left and I'm two spaces away. Poor repticat woman, always coming up short.
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JamesDenton Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
I think what I saw in this image was the hex-grid on the ground, and the title, "Sieze the Initiative." Reminds me of my Battletech gaming days.
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DrZoinksman Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010
It can be hugz time now?!
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WeeFreeMrMan Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
"Gerrard saw her throwing herself at him he was struck by two things; one, that he wasn't really sure what was going on with her creepy eyes, and two, that between the razor sharp grass and the murderous locals he might chose a more hospitable local for his next vacation.
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mindflenzing Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Catgirl, now available in reptile.
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JazzInked Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Student General Artist
Oh Steve Argyle. You so you.
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zananos Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
If I could only quote everything said at our casual table when this card is played XD Got a friend with a Kemba EDH deck and a normal white cat deck with this card.
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