I hesitate to even begin writing my own commentary on this one. It's already a veritable titan-sized cornucopia of lolcat captions, resting precariously on top of a colossal heap of furry love/hate jokes, floating on an ocean of cat-girl "truth-in-jest" sexual innuendo.
The sheer magnitude of potential overwhelms me. So many roads, and only these two legs to carry me.
So this time, my beloved minions, I bow, and leave this ripe peach for your defiling. Fill the comments page with your most wicked witticisms.
For Magic: the Gathering. Copyright Wizards of the Coast. Art directed by Jeremy Jarvis.
Razor Grass by "For No Good Reason Deadly Plants Only Landscapers. 'You'll Love It Until It Kills You!"
That's a very geometric landscape. It's like tabletop gaming come to life, which is a good thing, since she's only got one movement space left and I'm two spaces away. Poor repticat woman, always coming up short.
"Gerrard saw her throwing herself at him he was struck by two things; one, that he wasn't really sure what was going on with her creepy eyes, and two, that between the razor sharp grass and the murderous locals he might chose a more hospitable local for his next vacation.
If I could only quote everything said at our casual table when this card is played XD Got a friend with a Kemba EDH deck and a normal white cat deck with this card.