The Emerald Champion II

Shosuro Jimen, AKA the Emerald "F' You Up" Champion, would like remind you all that he is still the Motherf'er in Charge. So much so that fire follows him around like a sodding fangirl, and that's just the beginning of his wanton badassery.

If this image were animated, the theme music would have to be "Some Like it Hot," by the late, great, dirty-brained sexual anthemologist of the '80s: Robert Palmer. Striding purposefully toward us, his gaze fixed, he knows what he wants, and he's in charge. (The final crop of this is unfortunate, because what is not conveyed, and totally changes the feeling of this piece, is that he's wearing nothing from the waist down.)

For Legend of the Five Rings. Copyright Alderac Entertainment Group.

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