I realize the inherent difficulties with having a 350hp, turbo-charged, nitrous-injected speed missile on roads littered with bodies and destruction. Sure, a dirt or trials bike would probably be much more functional. But Jessie here is an artist of the fine balance between functionality and style. I think it’s been firmly established that excess, in just about any form, is the very pinnacle of style. We see from the popularity of reality TV to the Tea Party, from Lady Gaga to Furry Cults: it’s passé to make sense. But if it’s an incomprehensible crazy-cake, frosted with conundrum and sprinkled with bad ideas obvious to even the most addled mercury-drinking serial mailbox molester, then it is the shizzle. Case in point.
Jessie understands this principle, and because she knows she’s in a movie, she knows it will catapult her to “favorite character” and salvation. Genius in leather, this Jessie girl.
Customized Suzuki Hayabusa provided by “Excesscorp. You dream it, we’ll turn it into nightmarish reality.”
Actually, if you ever watch the Indian Bollywood movie Dhoom, you'll see them pushing Suzuki's Hayabusas, GSXR1000's on offroad type environments.
so it can be done.
LOVeLOVE this! I'm building a Katana into a zombie Apocalypse bike myself, like the Icon Inglorious Bastard bike (look that one up! Hot!). Or, later on I'll get a Kawasaki and build up a Mad Max Goose bike...
"I really wish I could wield a sword and a gun simultaneously while driving my motorcycle at high speeds, but unfortunately, it's really hard to control with no hands. If only someone could weld some swords onto my motorcycle, then I could behead the undead without breaking a sweat..."
so it can be done.
LOVeLOVE this! I'm building a Katana into a zombie Apocalypse bike myself, like the Icon Inglorious Bastard bike (look that one up! Hot!). Or, later on I'll get a Kawasaki and build up a Mad Max Goose bike...
Also, hayabusa... my dad used to ride one of those...
It definitely wasn't this cool though.