C-3PO

C3po reciting monologue of Jules Winnfield in Pulp Fiction.  In character, with the afro, mutton chops, and fu-manchu, he's only slightly more convincing.

For Star Wars Galaxies.  Copyright Sony Online Entertainment, Disney, and I can never remember how many others.

"I'm tryin' Ringo.  I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd."